Human Barbie gives 7-year-old lipo voucher

“She asks for surgery all the time,” 51-year-old Burge told the UK’s Daily Mail. “She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy. I see these vouchers as investing in her future, like saving money for her education.” The liposuction is a follow-up to Poppy’s most recent birthday present: a voucher for breast augmentation.

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“Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she’s 16, when it’s legal,” Burge told Closer magazine. “If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with [the voucher].” When asked about the voucher, Poppy said, "I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty."

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The plastic surgery vouchers may come in handy if Poppy decides to use the pole dancing lessons Mom gave her. “My swinging company is a huge responsibility and I want Poppy to be savvy enough to be able to run it as well as I do,” Burge said, defending the dance lessons. “It's usually fat, ugly women who feel intimidated by me and criticize me for pole dancing with Poppy.”

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Burge lashed out at the “hypocrites” who judge her parenting skills. “If they are men, it will be because they are secretly sneaking off to lap-dancing clubs behind their wives’ backs,” she said, “and women will only get annoyed because they are jealous of my life and my great relationship with my daughter.”

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