kay.jay. wrote:

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wow what a waste of my frikken time. Dude, if there really were people that needed help out there you totally took time away from them. There really are people who scream for help and mocking them isn't the smartest and most mature choice someone could make. I suggest not posting up anymore stupid posts. When you do need help, no one will want to help you.

Kinda like: boy cried wolf?

Excuse me but if its a "waste of your frikken time" posting would be one as well & in case you couldnt tell i was never serious no one thought i was serious well except for you apparently the whole point of this post was too make fun of the fakers who pretend to be pregnant & make up stupid stories that was what this was for i was not actually asking for advice & if or when i need help im sure the women who know me will help me & i am not mocking people who really need help nor would i ever & about maturity? I am more mature than most girls my age but i still fool around i am allowed to do that

OMG Anna Nicole here again. Kay, need a Xanex? I got some. Heaven is full of all my favorite things. I got porkchops and applesauce and straberry daqueris and oxycodone and fluffy puppies. I like it up here cuz im all pretty and stuff and I never gain any weight and J howard doesn't care if I am sleeping with the gardener or the plumber or the driver or the guy at the gate (I am).
I have my baby boy up here and my little girl down there and tho i didn't want larry to get her he has done a good job keeping her out ther in the news so she can be famous just like mama. She should have her own reality show just like I did.
Some people just can't take a joke. I mean it's funny how someone who got 2 posts and a new account can just hop right in and say that we are meanies. I watch yall all the time from heaven (we got high speed up here) and I just love yall. Don't let them get yall down.

Love AnnaBanana Nicolioli

PSo you like my body?

Like i quit school when i was 15 so i dont know what xanex is. OMG no fair! Life like...Sucks how come you get all that awesome stuff & im stuck with my gross baby daddy & our seven icky kids all my baby daddys employees are chicks now cause like he caught me in the pool with his gardener. Oh yes she really deserves it shes going to grow up to be SO much like you especially with Larry whats his face as her father i mean he pimps her out more than YOU would! & your body is like totally hot i wish i was you
Oh i know its annoying if she doenst have anything nice to say she shouldnt say anything at all!

OMG Bunni, Xanex is like yummi yummi candy stuffs. Like if ur life sucks you just gotta take drugs! Lots of drugs! Like when you think all the drugs are gone, you can cut up your hair and smoke it for drugs. Just never take anything with the word lax in it because that gets messy.
i was mad when larry whatsit got me knockered up. I just finally threw up enough to get back in my skinny jeans when ooopsy im gonna be a mommy again. When I found out i went and slept with my creepy lawyer to see if it would make him the dad. Heck by the time we got the dna test I wasn't even sure I was the mom but I was.

Hmmm Lawyer, laaaawyer. That is a funny word. If you take out the w and add an s to the beginning you get slayer. That's funny.

Oh well, at least im famous. I'll be just like Elvis. They'll make postage stamps: Skinny Anna and Fat Anna. I can't wait.


Luv Annaannafabulousanna Nicole

PS I'm so outrageous

Loll ^^ to that post.


See how dumb and outrageous some of the fakers sound? It's getting so annoying. We need to have some time of rating system for the members, and if you think a member is fake, because they're lying, changing their story HUNDREDS of times.. We can hit, FAKE, and they would automatically get deleted, I think the fake problem would decrease. By a lot. But that's just an ideaa. Oh! and to the fakers, getting raped isn't the only way you get pregnant. So BE MORE CREATIVE!

LOL so what have I missed?? Did we have some fake preggos afoot?? I've seen 3 different topics about this, and I'm just curious where it originated. Someone please PM me and lemme know because I probably won't see if you answer me in this topic.

BTW even thought I'm not sure what's going on, I'm still cracking up!