Okay, so on this post, you can post Chuck Norris Jokes.

Here's a few of my favorites:

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris -dramatic pause- CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

LMAO. Your turn. XD

Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark...The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamams

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. Theres just another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.



Those are my faves

1. Go to the google homepage
2. Type in 'find chuck norris'
3. Click 'I'm feeling lucky'
4.

Celi that cracked me up!

That is proof the the nerds at google have an EPIC sense of humor.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

-There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

-When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

^^Probably my favorite, I work at McDonalds! Bahaha.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. (Bahahaha)

-Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
^^HAHAHHAHAHA.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

-'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.