I think we've already had posts for this, but I got to thinking we should post some of our funny stories? It's kinda interesting to read about what others do.

I'm known for my ditzyness.

My step-mom and I had to drive across the state once, and my step-mom starts saying how tired she is, [we had stayed up allllll night driving, i was tired] Anyways, she tells me to look in the owner's manual and see if I could figure out how to activate the autopilot. So I started looking, and I was like.. "Mom I can't find it." So she says look under gulliable, and I do, and I was like I can't find that either! So we joke that everytime I have a "blonde" moment, it's my autopilot moment.

Another just happened tonight. :]

I made Calvin go get me gummy worms & bears, and apple juice. & He comes back and tells me how he hates me and stuff. He's all mad at me because I want to sleep with my niece. She likes sleeping in the same bed, so she can "cuddle" with Lili. So he's being a complete baby and yelling random things.

He also tells me how much he hates babyhold because I'm so addicted. Aha. I loooove how immature guys are.

So yeah. Tell us your stories?

Lol did i tell you about the time i got into an argument with the manager of Chuck E Cheese? Well it was a sort of argument


YAY my 3000th post! Im lame like this GO ME!

Lol! No you didn't. Tell me though. :]

woah Kelly!!3000 posts!!!!!!WAY TO GO!!! er..i can't think of any funny story of mine..sorry..

You're depressing.


I'm bored, & I stillllllllllllll can't sleeep.

Ha...haha..

I have to admit, I'm known around every who knows me for my slowness/ditzyness/clumsyness/blondeness (even I'm not blonde.)

What kind of stories do you want to hear?

I'll start with this one because it just happened the day before yesterday.

Kay. So I was home alone and getting hungry. I went to look in the fridge to find something to eat, and we're basically all out of food. But we had a few slices of frozen garlic bread left, so I looked at it and thought YUM. But I didnt want to just eat plain garlic bread by itself.

So I decided to make some pasta to go with it... Well cut to 20 minutes later, my pasta is all done and I'm starving. I go strain it and put it in a bowl.....

And then realize that I had forgotten to even cook the garlic bread, even though I only made the pasta because I wanted the garlic bread so bad. *sighs*



Oh! Another!

One time I was at the mall with my mom. We went in JcPennys (I think, anyways.) It was right after we had moved, so we took the escalator to the top level to look at all the housewares. We were about to leave when we realized that the "down" escalator wasnt working. My mom wanted to take the elevator to go down, but I convinced her that we could take the "up" escalator to get down... Shouldnt be too hard, right?

Well, for anyone who has ever attempted this, you know what its like. When the little stair thingies are coming up at you, you cant tell at all. So you honestly cant even tell where the steps are, but you cant exactly wait around to plan it out, because then it'll just carry you back up again.

Anywho, my mom was walking in front of me, and we were going really slowly. Next thing I know, she's off of it, and I thought I was right behind her so it would only be like two steps left. Well, she starts talking to some people who had been watching us trying to go down, so she didnt tell me how many steps were left.

Like I said, I thought I was right behind her, so I thought there was only like 2 steps left, and decided to just do a REALLY big step... BAD IDEA!!! I was still like 6 stairs up, and just went down... Hard. So I was laying sprawled out on the stairs that were still going up, and they were scratching me something fierce.

My mom and the guy she had been talking to had to come get me and help me get up.

It was painful and embarrassing and now I freak out everytime I get on an escalator.