Lmao i was about to apoligize but then he just went off on me i was like sorry not happening now lol i mean hey its not my fault your big life achiviment(sp) was to become a manager at chuck e cheese lol

Did i tell you the skittle story?

Okay, I got some.

Since I'm in 9th grade, I have to suffer through gym. Anyway, so my gym teacher decides, "Oh, let's play this new game called 'Crab Soccer'". So, you know how you get down and then walk like a 'crab'? She made us play soccer like that! It was so hard and your wrists hurt so bad. But I decide that I want to be a forward and I cross the field and I'm trying to ge the ball when this other girl from the opposing team comes just as the ball comes to me. She goes to kick the ball and I try to get it away from her. Somehow, she ended up kicking me in the face and since I wear glasses, I was suprised that they didn't go in my eyes.

I have another one.

I was at the mall with my friends and the mall that's closest to us has an escalator in the Barns and Nobles. So, we ride the escalator a few times up and down. As we're about to get off on the second floor, my friends (who're already off the escalator) are distracting me by trying on these Hannah Montana wigs they have. So, I somehow miss stepping over the little part that sucks the stairs up and my shoelace gets caught inside it. The machine was still moving. My friends decided to try to rip my shoelace out, but it's not coming out. So, my sister Sarah runs down the still-moving escalator to tell the guy at the customer service desk. People are complaining behind me and I'm embarrassed. Eventually, they get my shoelace out, after they stop the escalator and spend another fifteen mintues getting it out. I was so mortified. So, now every time I'm on an escalator, I can't take my eyes off the floor.

haha you guys are so funny. i'm sure i have a ton of funny stories but i cant think right now...this ones KINDA funny..



It was senior year of high school and I was a week away from graduation AND 6 days away from getting my braces off. Well, i wanted to be tan (here in washington, we all go tanning because its the only way to get any color!) for graduation so I was ALMOST as tan as I wanted to be so i used a Super High bed to get my final dose of color. When the bed turned off I felt really queazy and so i laid down on the floor. Then i got dressed and went into the bathroom and the next thing i knew i was waking up on the floor. Apparently the tanning bed dehydrated me and made me faint. I couldn't see anything cuz I had blacked out, but my face hurt. My initial thought was that i had dropped my car keys on my face when I fell since they had been in my hand. So i made my way out to the front of the store to find this girl Rae who worked there who I knew and i heard a collective gasp from the waiting room. Rae says "oh my god" and rushes over to me, takes my hand and leads me into a room. My sight started coming back and she got me a mirror....THIS is when the tears started to come. I had fainted INTO the sink, bit through my bottom lip completely and cracked my front teeth in half. The only reason they were even hanging in the was cuz my braces held them in place. I had a huge hole going through my lip and my teeth were half missing and all i could think of was "graduation....not for graduation!". I ended up getting stitches across my lip and some fake tooth stuff built up onto the stumps that were left. The funny part of this is that its not the first and im sure its not the last time I will break parts of my face. I always land on my mouth/face for some reason. UGH!!! =)

Oh my gosh. That's not exactly funny. That's horrible!

Okay, I got another one.


For Christmas, my grandma bought my these bras and I wore one to school. During gym class, I heard a little something rip in the middle of my chest and I thought "Oh my gosh. What's happening?" So, I asked my gym teacher if she had some tape and she said she didn't. When we were dressing back out, the whole middle of the bra ripped. I was shocked. Luckily, I'd worn a jacket that day and I zipped it up, but the whole time through my last class, it was feeling awkward. When I got home, I asked my Gram where she'd gotten my bras. She replied nonchalantly with "The 99 Cent Store. Why?" And now I hate the 99 Cent Store.

Kellymarie wrote:

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Did i tell you the skittle story?

Me? Nope.


I has a skittle story, too!

When me and my cousin were about 5 or 6 years old we were in the car with my mom and his mom. We were sitting in the back eating a happy meal and some skittles. Next thing I know, David (my cousin) is pulling on my arm really hard so I looked at him and he had an absolutely terrified expression on his face. I didnt know what was wrong so I told my mom to pull over and look at David... Turns out he stuck 2 skittles up his nose and he couldnt breathe. They (our moms) couldnt get them out, so they had to rush him to the emergency room.

He still doesnt like eating skittles to this day. But they're my favorite candy.

Lol okay so i have two brothers close to my age Pat is 21 months older & Joey is 17 months younger well when Joey was 6 weeks my mom was feeding me & Pat lunch while Joey was in his carrier next to us well she gave me & Pat skittle for dessert & went to go use the bathroom she comes back & Joey is foaming green at the mouth lol me & Pat felt bad for Joey so we gave him a skittle which he couldnt chew lmao she freaked out!